Make your computer welcome you

you can make your computer welcome you by using this vbs script ... this will say "hello master" you can change to whatever you want

Dim speaks, speech
speaks="hello, master"
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks

then paste the vbs file to:
C:/users/your user/appdata/roaming/microsoft/windows/startmenu/programs/startup