Dont like your teacher ..... she keeps on saying things you dont understand ... fear not ... start disturbing .. use these ways to disturb your teacher.. these are qualified and experienced by me ....
1. start talking bullshit and for everything they say ,you say "fish" that will drive them crazy
2. grab a big piece of paper and write " the dude behind me cant see" then sit at the front and keep raising it
3. the legendary trick : dont EVER do your homework
4. when submitting a paper always write "if you read this , the paper will self destruct in 5 seconds" if the
teacher asks you about it tell her that she didnt read it properly
5. pass a blank paper around and keep laughing at it .. when teachers grab it and see .. they get really pissed
6. if your teacher call you say " yo mama"
7. write with bright colored markers and crayons
8. always listen carefully for teachers mistakes .. then laugh like a freak and correct her
9.for everything your teacher say ,you say " prove it ??? " (and look innocent)
10. every time you do something right shout " YEEEESSSSSSS"
11. pretend you dont have a brain or you were recently brainwashed
12. when they ask questions say " sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected
13. enter the class like James bond and play that tune with your mouth
just remember .. i wont be responsible if you do this in class and get into trouble
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